Since my sister's a deviant now, I decided it's only fair that I delete the most revealing of my photographs. Thank her.

So I keep myself up all night with imported coffee, and I suddenly get this feeling of "God, I gotta fuck somebody" at 6am.


It's been too long, and I'll await anyone at this point. <3

So yesterday after school, I pretty much had more fun than I've had in ages with my super friend, *mykuh, who indeed took pictures of me! She needed a model, asked if I could help, and umm - I helped.

Here's some pictures:
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Edit: No harm was made to any small children or playground equipment during this photoshoot.

Another edit: The monster in the trees was harmed.

So I had this really nice conversation with a friend that I met on myspace.com, and we got bored. I then decided to tell a devious story. Check it out...

§±ø£ëñ says:
Guhk. I'm bored.
§±ø£ëñ says:
hah
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
yeah so am i
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
theres nothing to do
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
and nothing ontv
§±ø£ëñ says:
Tell me a story!
§±ø£ëñ says:
::giggles::
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
haha
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
yeah that was funny
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
:-p
§±ø£ëñ says:
:-p
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
ya never did in the end tho!

§±ø£ëñ says:
I would have...
§±ø£ëñ says:
but you never gave me any subject matter to talk about!
§±ø£ëñ says:
:-p
§±ø£ëñ says:
I mean..
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
haha
§±ø£ëñ says:
I can't just be like, "Once upon a time... there was an ugly barnacle..."
§±ø£ëñ says:
"and he was so ugly, that everyone died."
§±ø£ëñ says:
the end
§±ø£ëñ says:
That would be awful!
§±ø£ëñ says:
haha
§±ø£ëñ says:
But if you gave me something to tell a story about...
§±ø£ëñ says:
I could make something up really quickly.
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
emmm
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
pandas
§±ø£ëñ says:
Pandas?
§±ø£ëñ says:
Hmm...
§±ø£ëñ says:
Well...
§±ø£ëñ says:
A long long time ago...
§±ø£ëñ says:
in a land far away...
§±ø£ëñ says:
there was this tribe of pandas.
§±ø£ëñ says:
The leader was named Kukokomongo.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Kukokomongo had this lovely daughter named Gijjard.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Gijjard was so beautful compared to all of the other pandas...
§±ø£ëñ says:
all of the girl pandas were so jealous of her.
§±ø£ëñ says:
A certain boy panda, Walliwanda, really liked her a lot.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Walliwanda was a small son of a sharecropping panda.
§±ø£ëñ says:
His father, Padrigo, grew corn and potatoes and stuff.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Walliwanda was soooo obsessed with Gijjard.
§±ø£ëñ says:
He wanted to be with her so bad.
§±ø£ëñ says:
He told all of his friends that he would one day marry her.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Of course, they laughed at him and called him funny names.
§±ø£ëñ says:
But it was okay, he thought. He still loved this Gijjard and he wanted to marry her.
§±ø£ëñ says:
So one day, he walked to the hut of the leader, Kukokomongo.
§±ø£ëñ says:
"My dearest, leader," he said.
§±ø£ëñ says:
"I would like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage."
§±ø£ëñ says:
Kukokomongo laughed at him.
§±ø£ëñ says:
"And what have you to offer her?"
§±ø£ëñ says:
"Well..." Walliwanda stammered...
§±ø£ëñ says:
"I'm a loving panda that wants nothing more than to be happily married to someone who can be happy with me. I want a cuddle buddy and someone to share the surplus of my father's beloved crops with."
§±ø£ëñ says:
Kukokomongo was awestruck.
§±ø£ëñ says:
"You want to share a lifestyle of lounging with my daughter? Who do you think you are?"
§±ø£ëñ says:
Walliwanda answered, "I'm Walliwanda, the son of a sharecropper, Padrigo. I'm in love with your daughter. Why must you stop love?"
§±ø£ëñ says:
Gijjard overheard all of this and was amazed....
§±ø£ëñ says:
She walked out and outbursted, "FATHER! Quit being mean to this poor boy! Think about this: how many other pandas have had the courage to ask you for my hand in marriage?"
§±ø£ëñ says:
Kukokomongo had no answer.
§±ø£ëñ says:
"My thoughts exactly, father. I will marry this Willawanda for his courage, if for no other reason. With or without your consent. I care not."
§±ø£ëñ says:
"Very well," Kukokomongo replied. "But don't ever think about trying to share leadership of this tribe with this poor sharecropping boy."
§±ø£ëñ says:
"Don't worry," she said. "I wouldn't dream of it, lest we were to liberate these pandas from such oppressing leadership in the first place."
§±ø£ëñ says:
Walliwanda was floored.
§±ø£ëñ says:
He couldn't believe it - the girl of his dreams was to be his wife.
§±ø£ëñ says:
All of his friends congratulated him and they were so jealous.
§±ø£ëñ says:
EVERYONE wanted her.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Even most of the female pandas...
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
lol
§±ø£ëñ says:
Padrigo was so proud of his son.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Then came the wedding...
§±ø£ëñ says:
Padrigo catered the meal with his surplus of crops.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Kukokomongo was in the middle of performing the wedding rituals of which his tribe was accustomed.
§±ø£ëñ says:
Then, all of a sudden...
§±ø£ëñ says:
A tiny Koala from a nearby tribe came out.
§±ø£ëñ says:
The tiny Koala spoke up.
§±ø£ëñ says:
"My dear ladies and gentlemen, I've grave news for you all. The end is near."
§±ø£ëñ says:
At that instant, a large volcano erupted and they were all killed.
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:

§±ø£ëñ says:
Not much is known about the small tribe now, but their small legacy will always live on.
§±ø£ëñ says:
So the moral of the story is this -
§±ø£ëñ says:
don't screw with mother nature. Stay with people who are in your own league or suffer from divine intervention...
§±ø£ëñ says:
or something like that.
§±ø£ëñ says:
haha
§±ø£ëñ says:
The end.
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
*claps*
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
well done!
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
that was kewl!
§±ø£ëñ says:
haha
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
:-p
§±ø£ëñ says:
I just made all of that up, too.
§±ø£ëñ says:
haha
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
kewl!
§±ø£ëñ says:
I think I'm going to put that in my livejournal now.
§±ø£ëñ says:
That's the most awesome spur-of-the-moment story that I've ever told...
§±ø£ëñ says:
haha
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
yeah do!!
0{^,^}0 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. . . says:
its kewl!!
§±ø£ëñ says:
::giggles::

I've been planning for the past forever to post some more deviations, but I've just been so busy here and there and... ugh. I'm working on our school's Shakespeare Festival for drama. I'm trying to write some music for our band. I'm also trying to keep my new LJ and Myspace alive... we'll see how it works out. More stuff coming up sooon, though. I do not lie!